“He ends up with some of his fellow trainees, secretly filmed, being filthily racist in their language, their fantasies and their behaviour.”

“Don't sulk and get in a filthily bad temper unless you've got an audience to notice this change in mood, and at least one person who will bravely ask you what's wrong.”

“In what other sport but cricket could you get 26,000 people splashing around in the puddles of a filthily overcast ground, waiting in vain for a game that might never resume?”