“Once upon a time the same could be said of Colin Montgomerie but only in terms of porkiness.”

“We think nothing of telling porkies to partners and friends, fiddling expenses or pocketing overpaid change.”

“In fact she has been accused of having a weakness for porkies, of which more later.”

“Four years ago, I started the Lie Emporium, a website dedicated to lies, whoppers, porkies, politicians and just plain old cheap gags.”