“Then one day, in comes a gangly, loud-talking hippie longhair sporting a shirt fresh off the dirty laundry pile.”

“The question itself makes you wonder how some Linux-loving longhair got into the meeting in the first place.”

“They include many popular breeds as well as non-pedigreed longhairs and shorthairs.”

“Unfortunately, it has already been written that these lame-brained longhairs are destined to be huge.”

“The village was run over with stray cats, tabbies, longhairs, shorthairs, tomcats, and all other imaginable breeds, even the Casper Cat.”