| And I did exactly what any teenager would do after several pints of yokel-strength scrumpy and half a bottle of Russian paint-stripper. |
| A lot of my individual memories are now quite cloudy – just like the scrumpy at the Mermaid. |
| I risked a pint of Old Rosie, scrumpy cider twice the strength of normal beer! |
| My doggie wagged his scrumpy tail, cocked his expressive ears, and glanced from me to his mistress, but did not rise. |
| Step into the fairy ring and you'll come to 20 years later, after a life wasted on scrumpy. |
| Therefore an ideal time to drink gut-rot scrumpy from plastic glasses at 2.80 a pint. |
