| You might land in Alloa just as the Real Ale Festival kicks off and be faced with over 40 real ales plus scrumpy and wine, the perfect antidote to a hard day's walking. |
| Yes, some even crawl the last mile to the shrine, for they have supped at the cup of scrumpy and yea it maketh them fall down and cry out in tongues. |
| Our other favourite drink in the forces was scrumpy mixed with Babycham. |
| A lot of my individual memories are now quite cloudy – just like the scrumpy at the Mermaid. |
| Step into the fairy ring and you'll come to 20 years later, after a life wasted on scrumpy. |
| And I did exactly what any teenager would do after several pints of yokel-strength scrumpy and half a bottle of Russian paint-stripper. |
