| Short of sticking hay seeds in their mouths and drinking scrumpy, the cast couldn't have managed better Mummerset. |
| The Mellors would often head down to the Wilkins scrumpy farm in nearby Mudgley. |
| Therefore an ideal time to drink gut-rot scrumpy from plastic glasses at 2.80 a pint. |
| And I did exactly what any teenager would do after several pints of yokel-strength scrumpy and half a bottle of Russian paint-stripper. |
| Yes, some even crawl the last mile to the shrine, for they have supped at the cup of scrumpy and yea it maketh them fall down and cry out in tongues. |
| A lot of my individual memories are now quite cloudy – just like the scrumpy at the Mermaid. |
