I chose a beer-soaked meaty tube with creamy mash and dumplings over the alternative bratwurst, Glamorgan veggie and simple porker. |
How I managed not to end up a bit of a porker I'll never know, high metabolism I guess? |
She argues that the food companies have in fact been guilty of cynically manipulating the average American into becoming a porker. |
The days when any old pig-in-the-poke could be dressed up as a prize porker and floated on the stock market are long gone. |
Corporate pig producers say they're developing a genetically-altered porker that produces a more environmentally-friendly manure. |
If I can get my immigrant porker to get jiggy with the neighbour's Staffy, then I will have succeeded in my goal. |