You need to consult with a kiddie shrink who will convince your wife that youngsters who call the shots wind up in a not very good place. |
The script must remain kiddie friendly, as well as laying down witty one-liners for the growns. |
The music we were playing was aspirational, not kiddie pop, not cheesy Euro-dance, but based more on street culture. |
The chocolate biscuit cake dusted with coconut was great as a kiddie bribe and also went smoothly with my afternoon coffee. |
For the next 45 minutes, the girls and I footle about in the kiddie park, playing tag, and hide-and-seek, and find-the-cicada. |
Not that I love hanging crepe but the next time you are near a kiddie amusement park, go in and play a round of Whack-a-Mole. |