| Whether asking for a light or impressing a girl by coughing up cobs of phlegm, they'll always have both mitts down their kecks, cupping a goolie. |
| Beckham's prostrate girlish lash was indicative of his image at that time, similarly Rooney's frustrated goolie stamp appears symptomatic of his frustration at having been left adrift upfront. |
| Perhaps next he will suggest that school staff should break into a daily chorus of the scouting movement's Ging Gang Goolie. |
