| Soak in a solution of 3 tablespoons of washing soda or baking soda per 1 quart of water to remove burned on food or grease. |
| Put two tablespoons of butter on a jelly roll pan, and stick in the oven until melted. |
| Now, normally a couple of tablespoons of the water of life glugged into said hot pan will produce entirely acceptable pyrotechnics. |
| Add a couple of tablespoons of cold water and bring together to form a firm dough. |
| To make it yourself, crush a garlic clove in a few tablespoons of olive oil and gently warm it over the stove for 30 minutes. |
| Flavour the mash with a couple of tablespoons of wholegrain mustard or herbs such as chives and basil. |
