| It works like a dose of porcine valium, calming the piggies down and rendering them distinctly friendly. |
| A quick scan reveals all 10 little piggies, with no unsightly bunions or hammer toes. |
| Some in cities are emptying their piggy banks, while others in rural areas are selling their piggies. |
| The piggies have been running around outside all the time so should be tasty. |
| Now imagine the combined power of thousands of piggies packed into a single building, with each swine producing 10 pounds of waste per day. |
| Let's face it, spaghetti toes with meatball endings are a little goofy looking to most of us, as are short, stubby piggies. |
