A quick scan reveals all 10 little piggies, with no unsightly bunions or hammer toes. |
It works like a dose of porcine valium, calming the piggies down and rendering them distinctly friendly. |
Let's face it, spaghetti toes with meatball endings are a little goofy looking to most of us, as are short, stubby piggies. |
The piggies have been running around outside all the time so should be tasty. |
One of the guys knew a guy that owed him a favor so acquiring the piggies was no problem. |
We must seems like a bunch of little piggies in the pens to these people. |