| What better way to inculcate national pride in today's kiddiewinks than with this rip-roaring festival of British pluck, ingenuity and all-round moral rightness? |
| Now then, kiddiewinks, another piece of history from the olden days. |
| And, sorry about this kiddiewinks, all but one of these events were more than half a century ago, when your mums and dads weren't even thought of, never mind you. |
| Mrs Christie, kiddiewinks, was a lady who wrote books that people read for pleasure because they were all about people killing each other in very strange ways. |
| Now then, kiddiewinks, a column about culture brought about by a collision of towering genius, modern technology, and a product of the modern education system. |
