“With our jackass loaded with supplies, we slowly made our way down to the floor of the canyon.”

“Mother always says I'm such an idiot that not even a jackass would propose to me, and now one has.”

“Scholars and scoundrels, judges and jackasses have fiddled with its diplomatics, paleography, translation, interpretation, and application.”

“Please keep up the good work, including your relative distance from the Labor Party hack jackasses.”

“Unbeknownst to him, the mean frat boy jackasses are hazing him something fierce, for their own amusement.”