Amelia Lily of X Factor fame plays a character called whatsername, which sums up the thought process here. |
The FBI keystone cops have been aware of it for months, having made a good quid for their Christmas party by selling the information to Valerie Whatsername at the White House. |
She will be reprising her critically-acclaimed role of Whatsername who she played in the West End. |
To his rescue, to head off any eviction warrants, comes Mrs Whatsername, from Whatever Company, complete with a patronising understanding smile. |
The Nunthorpe singer plays Whatsername in the musical, which opened at London's 350-seat Arts Theatre last month. |
We do not need to know that Mrs Whatsername nicked something from the supermarket. |