Then, as it drew closer, I realised that it was a toupee and that the wind had blown it straight off his bald head. |
And all of us want to know if your hair is real, or it's a toupee or if it's comb-over, died amalgamation or mix of one of the above? |
There was unkind talk in the press about him dyeing his hair, possibly even wearing a toupee. |
This also looks a lot better than trying to hide your hair loss with a hairpiece or toupee. |
But there is a profound phoniness to this Latin lover that's as noticeable as the dime store toupee he sports. |
There was a time when a bottle of hair dye, pancake make-up, a toupee and a darkly lighted room was about the best effort we could make. |