Birmingham Magistrate David Skellum described the offence as 'substantial harassment' which crossed the custodial threshold. |
He was good at one liners of abuse such as calling someone a curpin, describing them as mundungus, a scroyle, a sKellum and a gundygut. |
Brown is of a generation with my parents, and grew up calling a chimney a lum, an ear a lug, a frog a puddock, and the likes of David Cameron, a sleekit skellum. |
Old Coetzee saved me the trouble of answering, for he broke in with skellum! |