The guard said he wouldn't be surprised to find out that the longhaired comsymp pervos had done it by putting something into the water. |
Personally, I think he's a comsymp. Or close. That's why I never had much enthusiasm for being on it, great as you all seem to think it is. |
He was also a comsymp, if not an actual party member, and the man who replaced the evil of forced segregation with the evil of forced integration. |