| Tight jorts, Toms, and either an ironic T or a tank top is like the hipster guy uniform here. |
| As far as first impressions go, this is sort of like showing up for junior Prom in jorts. |
| I feel like people with chin straps have a high propensity for wearing jorts. |
| Instead, try a breezy gingham button-down shirt, jorts and thong sandals. |
| Most people aren't born with an exquisite sense for style and fashion, which explains why Jamz, Hawaiian shirts and jorts have stubbornly refused to go away. |
| Perhaps I just hated the aesthetics of an event where he is the prom king, in his doofusy XXL hockey shirts and calf-length jorts. |
