Pimps and simps would fall in from here and there and everywhere, grabbing thousand-dollar advances from the madames and leaving their lady friends in pawn. |
All right, so this is all old news for you power punk simps, but this is a bandwagon I'm ready to climb on. |
It was reserved to simps alone to miss the shining mark by reason of stomachic distortion. |
My problem should now seem evident to even the dimmest of simps. |
Would we be people of action, stepping up in the moment when we are most needed, or would we be cowering simps, hiding until the worst of it is over? |