“The eccentric singer reportedly came up with the idea after meeting little green men from outer space in his dreams.”

“Without gravity, we would be immediately flung into outer space at l, 000 miles per hour.”

“We are being cudgeled into agreeing to wars of aggression, to make first use of nuclear weapons and to put weapons in outer space.”

“Because unless Jorie beamed down that Wookiee-looking one, none of the outer-space aliens looked outer-spacey enough to raise an alarm.”

“Pakistan has called for intensified efforts to prevent the weaponization of outer-space to avert a grave danger to international peace and security.”