“The gun brandisher was possibly a passenger in a vehicle that had left the scene.”

“He is the brandisher of a law degree from Queen Mary College, University of London, and a Masters Degree from University College London.”

“Those elements are presentationally dangerous for brandishers of sincerity, and so are censored out.”

“Unlike axe brandishers, slaughterers are deeply respected and admired by the other warriors of their tribe.”

“Alternatively, move to Cheltenham, a beautiful town that appears untroubled by brandishers of enormobeards, lumberjack shirts, short fringes and ironic spectacles.”