Jess as you choose, Mahs William, but you's 'titled to yo' fif' all the same. |
An' ef you ever got a sudden whack on de funny-bone in yo' elbow, missy, you know how she suffered when she was teched. |
I be all like, sho, s'cool, but y'all gots to provide yo' handwritten signature, too, or tha act be invalid. |
She plowed two oxes, an' if'en yo' has eber been around a steer yo' knows what aggravatin' things dey is. |
If it were the deuce's own scribble, and yo' axed me to read in it for yo'r sake, and th' oud gentleman's, I'd do it. |
I've stayed round the old house many a neet, feared summat mought harm yo', an' yo' know yo' niwer gave me a good word, Meg. |