| Reading it should be enough to put anyone off their quarter-pounder with cheese. |
| If you try to order a quarter-pounder in a Canadian McDonald's, you won't get a quarter-pound hamburger. |
| Michelle gestured toward Deanna's quarter-pounder and pile of greasy fries. |
| I'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese, I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please? |
| Some of the Great Unwashed I've seen at the polished counter would probably wolf down dead dog garnished with baked beans, so why not give them a McMutt quarter-pounder? |
| What follows is apparently so vile, viewers may never look at a quarter-pounder the same way again. |
