| Okay, the Portuguese preener has been known to miss the odd penalty when Chelsea fans are baying for his blood. |
| I have enough problems getting myself to look presentable in the morning without having to fight for mirror space with a male preener. |
| Ronaldo was never shy of talking himself up at Manchester United and Nani, his natural successor, has taken on the mantle of Old Traff o r d ' s c h i e f preener. |
