I need to believe this, or I will turn to Noel Edmonds – who said that negative attitudes may cause cancer – or Google and the jujus. |
Awards are notoriously unfair and some of the best people go unrecognized and some of the deadliest and dopiest get one Lucite trophy after another, but awards are major jujus in the world you and I live in. |
Some people carry jujus around with them all of which have been blessed by a Priest or Priestess to keep them safe. |