| Just like the computer game, a team of hardass marines arrives at a Mars research station where some scientists have been messing around with time travel. |
| They're also totally hardass and can even take out scorpions. |
| It was the energy choice of the hardass, the sort who understands we live in a tough world and doesn't get all worked up over dolphins and Teflon. |
| Trouble is, our 'hero' is an alcoholic coward a million miles from his on-screen persona as a hardass zombie slayer. |
