| We used to be the best in the world at it now we're clearly not, despite having two highly-paid goalkeeping coaches, Ray Clemence and Franco Tancredi. |
| Playing Lieutenant Stephen Wraysford, Eddie Redmayne must be a shoo-in for Best Male, while Clemence Poesy as Stephen's amour, Isabelle, must win La Mieux Saucepot Franaise. |
| Charvet laughingly called Clemence an aristocrat because she drank grog. |
| Arguably the greatest goalkeeper in the Reds' history, Clemence has been impressed by how the PS9million Belgium international has re-established himself in recent months. |
| Clemence joked that with a provencal like him you could never wash out the oil stains. |
| Tall Clemence made a dirty remark about every item that she touched. |
