| Imagine you were me and you have like a bazillion posts written over a year or more. |
| Even with the postage back to the UK, a good old Aussie frypan was still a bazillion times cheaper than buying a new oven. |
| Am now back in the land of the living, only to be faced with ten bazillion emails and two letters from the House of Commons. |
| Oh, and I am sure Ellen will be a little excited to keep her bazillion bucks that she pays in taxes too. |
| You'll make me go out into the big bad world and interact with a bazillion ugly people who hate me. |
| So I keep referring to 'Forrest Gump,' because it wasn't a big comedy, really, but it also made a bazillion dollars. |
