Admittedly he is inclined to forget things like birthdays, but that's not a cardinal sin, not in my book, anyway. |
Imagine, though, being in the presence of someone who knew you fully, warts and all, and still accepted you anyway. |
He has probably bought the Guardian or smoked wacky baccy at some stage of his life anyway, and is therefore expendable. |
And anyway, by then, he's sussed out the shocker that the right is just riddled with other closeted queenies. |
Most of those stars were waitresses and Safeway grocery baggers in a previous life anyway, so it's nice you celebrated their roots. |
So, anyway, I did some research on the Web, and found the reason for his situation. |