Her helpers were meeting her at the self-storage the next day to help her unload the U-Haul. |
Grab a bottle of champagne from your bottom drawer, fire up a stogie, and propose a toast to quitting, U-Haul style. |
As my mother stepped out of the U-Haul, she stared goggle-eyed up at it, as if it were a work of art, a masterpiece. |