Lucian cantered into a walk and Jared dismounted to let the horse rest and drink from the stream. |
Jared finds this amusing, so I hang up on him as the laughter peals through the phone line. |
By the time both beds were wheeled to the end of the hallway near a bank of elevators, Jared was able to see both kidnappers more closely. |
For those unaware, this is Napoleon Dynamite director Jared Hess' sophomore film starring Jack Black as a Mexican luchador. |
This could be one of his juiciest scoops in months, and it was all Jared could do to stop himself from beeping Todd again. |
Mr. Jared still lives in that house, now all alone, and the last I heard he was senile in old age, half crazy and awaiting death each day. |