I suppose it's hard to score with chicks when you roll up to them on a 10-speed rocking a sack of Ikea catalogues. |
The point is that Ikea sells inexpensive furniture of surprisingly high quality. |
Ikea has banned people from playing hide and seek in its stores, citing yawnsome health-and-safety issues. |
His obsession with clocks spurred him to buy a job lot of returned timepieces from Ikea, which he has transformed into an art installation. |
A spokesman from Ikea was unavailable to comment on the reasons behind their decision as the Guardian went to press. |
Picture frames, bought cheaply from a homestore chain such as Ikea, can be painted in white emulsion to give a driftwood look. |