| Frankie Dettori will ride Crimplene in the Breeders' Cup Distaff. |
| Gone are the days when crimplene flares were modelled by vacuous looking male models with an unnatural penchant for Aran knit cardigans and neck ties. |
| Then I'll drive in style to Grimsby for a crimplene suit and, hang the expense, I'll treat the wife to a fish and chip dinner washed down with brown ale. |
| Well, why else would our Supreme Leader ape Buzz Lightyear by donning a flak jacket and helmet over his Crimplene suit and spend a night in a shed in Afghanistan? |
| Some people would clearly look far better and be far more comfortable if they were not encumbered by crimplene trousers, nylon tops and viscose thongs. |
| They are also in instantly recognisable fabrics of the time, including Crimplene, Tricel, knitted wool and cotton corduroy. |
