Conley has lost count of the number of pantos he has appeared in, but has lost none of his enthusiasm for them. |
Conley says his house has become a worthless biohazard floating atop eight feet of rancid, sewage-saturated sludge. |
She has been crowned Regional Slimmer of the Year by diet guru Rosemary Conley. |
Mr Conley says that he is enjoying his time on the programme. |
In a close race with 11 other candidates, including one called Conley, it was not easy to stand out. |
Russell does NOT disclose to his readers that Conley was actually the Watch Tower Society's FIRST President. |