I looked at him through my binoculars, his little lips oranged with Cheeto dust. |
The sisters have never seen a town or tasted a Cheeto. |
Sadly, when measured against the utopian physique you set out to achieve, these thoughts will quickly fade — drowned out, in all likelihood, by the crunch of a Cheeto. |
Over all, the area seemed passably clean, and even getting cleaner, as a pigeon removed from the sand something that may have been a Cheeto. |
Operation Cheeto Dust 420 Target: Colorado The Plan: Legalize marijuana, crippling the state with rampant laziness. |