“If there is no clinical or proctologic response within 2 or 3 weeks, or if the patient's condition worsens, discontinue the drug.”

“If clinical or proctologic improvement fail to occur within 2 or 3 weeks, hydrocortisone retention enema therapy should be discontinued.”

“If there is no evidence of clinical or proctologic improvement within 2 or 3 weeks after starting hydrocortisone retention enema therapy, discontinue the drug.”

“And why did the holodeck doors sound like an elephant getting a proctological exam from someone using a cold plumber's snake?”