“How do you cretinous imbeciles manage to lose your effing shoes when you're out for a walk?”

“I had listened to talk radio for many, many years before it was taken over by the cretinous screamers.”

“Nevertheless, he finds time to flit off overseas to wave the flag a bit and start undoing the damage done by his cretinous predecessor, and the best you can do by way of considered commentary on the trip is Newt Gingrich.”