All right, so this is all old news for you power punk simps, but this is a bandwagon I'm ready to climb on. |
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But it is not unmanly to feel deeply, which is often lost on the genre's simps and dullards, of which there have been many lately. |
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Would we be people of action, stepping up in the moment when we are most needed, or would we be cowering simps, hiding until the worst of it is over? |
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My problem should now seem evident to even the dimmest of simps. |
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My advice, though, is to stay as far away as humanly possible from the excruciatingly earnest text, which make the participants sound like world-class simps and sensitivos. |
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Pimps and simps would fall in from here and there and everywhere, grabbing thousand-dollar advances from the madames and leaving their lady friends in pawn. |
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