If kids were bad before it was for scrumping apples or knocking on doors and running away. |
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So I'm afraid we did go scrumping and it looks as if they've been there again. |
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I would welcome back the past, where scrumping apples would earn you a clout around the ear. |
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A friendly paparazzo is tipped off to be on hand in Somerset as Ed Miliband is caught scrumping in a farmer's orchard. |
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But deep down I would love to see kids mooching round on bikes in groups, scrumping apples and being clipped round the ear'ole by paternalistic cops. |
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We were concerned how the local constabulary would cope with such a situation, being the sort of remote place the biggest crime would be scrumping. |
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I remember getting in trouble with a policeman for scrumping. |
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The initiatives were all applauded, scrumping in particular apparently being the solution to all our ills. |
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But those were the days when a policeman was a respected, perhaps even feared, guardian of society, who would give you a clout round the head if he copped you scrumping. |
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But those were the days when a bobby was a respected, perhaps even feared, guardian of society, who would give you a clout round the head if he copped you scrumping. |
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Mr Kipling caught two young scamps scrumping in his orchard. |
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I wonder if scrumping is illegal in Italy. |
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Children's naughtiness was of the Just William level of scrumping and truanting, while adult characters were often the villains and retribution on them was never violent. |
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Also recall having to walk a long way to school from Nelson Village in huge snow drifts and scrumping turnips from the farmers fields en route. |
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When my mum picked me up after school I'd always start telling her some childish anecdote about playing conkers, scrumping apples or sniffing marker pens. |
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At that time, beating Southampton 5-0 was a rite of passage, like getting drunk on your dad's cheap brandy, or scrumping apples to get into the school gang. |
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If you fancy having a go at foraging or scrumping, first pick your spot. |
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Now this raises a question about the writers of the New Testament because the New Testament clearly teaches that sin entered the universe when Eve decided to go scrumping. |
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