Fred was going to pay, but seeing as muggins here is the only one with an American Express card, I got landed with the bill instead. |
|
On Tuesday it was pouring with rain and muggins here goes and stands too close to a HUGE puddle of water just as a bus came zipping past. |
|
Of course, this means that muggins has to go and fix the leaky washing machine fitting pdq. |
|
The good old muggins, the Government of Canada, the taxpayers would have to do that. |
|
They were flying muggins here to London at a time when it wasn't cheap, so I could meet these music business executives and talk about our fabulous career. |
|
The muggins here was driving so had to settle for a diet Coke. |
|
He wasn't paid on time and unlike muggins here he intelligently resigned. |
|
So the big oil companies and their mates are lining their pockets at the expense of muggins here, who's paying extra for his petrol? |
|
And she's no one left, so here I am, muggins here, taking her to a laying out when I've a million other stones to be lifted off the pile. |
|
I suppose muggins here will have to do all the work, as usual. |
|