| I feel like people with chin straps have a high propensity for wearing jorts. |
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| Tight jorts, Toms, and either an ironic T or a tank top is like the hipster guy uniform here. |
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| Perhaps I just hated the aesthetics of an event where he is the prom king, in his doofusy XXL hockey shirts and calf-length jorts. |
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| As far as first impressions go, this is sort of like showing up for junior Prom in jorts. |
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| Instead, try a breezy gingham button-down shirt, jorts and thong sandals. |
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| Most people aren't born with an exquisite sense for style and fashion, which explains why Jamz, Hawaiian shirts and jorts have stubbornly refused to go away. |
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| Your dad wore jorts before you did and he's got the short frayed denim to prove it. |
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| Although some feel that jorts include any manner of denim short regardless of length, others describe jorts as strictly of the knee-length, baggy variety. |
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