| Mi private opinyun ov human happiness izthat it iz like Joners gourd, it often looses in a nite all that it GRU in a day. |
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| The skool iz kept during the winter months, when every farmer can spare hiz sons. |
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| He might just az wel say, protection iz a DET of gratitude du from the prince, because the subject iz born in hiz dominions. |
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| Slander iz played on a tin horn, while truth steals forth like the dieing song ov a lute. |
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| My private opinyun ov a coquet iz, that if they suckceed in dieing an old maid, they dont deserve all the punishment they receive. |
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| Thare iz a multitude of folks who mean well enuff but how like the devel tha act. |
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| It iz for this reezon that freshes in rivers hav becume larger, more frequent, sudden and destructiv, than they were formerly. |
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| Dont mistake vivacity for wit, thare iz just az mutch diffrence as thare iz between lightning and a lightning bug. |
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| It iz az hard tew git an idee into him az it iz tew git a wedge into a pepperidge log. |
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| I like a gritty man,, but one that pitches in like a frog oph from a saw log, no matter how deep the water iz. |
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| But what places the point I would establish, beyond controversy, iz, the pares curtis were in fact of different ranks. |
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| Pride, after all, iz one ov our best friendsit makes us beleave we are better and happier than our nabors. |
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| I beleave thare iz more people in this world, honest from policy, than thare iz from principle. |
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| An idle man iz always a bizzy onehe spends all hiz time hunting for nothing to do. |
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| Korn has got one thing that noboddy else has got, and that iz a kob. |
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| It iz just AZ natral for a man tew be lAZy, AZ it iz tew be born. |
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| They inhabit the open land, and luv a meadow that iz a leetle damp. |
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| They are also called bivalves bi the unlearned, but this iz a vulgarism. |
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| Hope iz a blind guide, but whare will you find a better one? |
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| They beleaf in a hereafter, but it iz genrally a hereafter of wimmin. |
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| This satisfize me that phat iz only another name for virtew. |
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