How often have you ever heard of someone who qualified to fly fighter jets never flying a plane again? |
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My dear, my darling, my love, the question is not when have you ever been my muse, but when have you ever not been my muse. |
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Tell me son have you ever cut turf before, following up with, it's just that you look a bit wet behind the ears for this job. |
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In countries all around the world we hear the hooting of horns but have you ever stopped to think what it all means? |
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As a CAD manager, have you ever wanted to turn off the ability of your team to customize toolbars and palettes? |
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But have you ever wondered why an intelligent human being would become a colorectal surgeon? |
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In your practice till now have you ever come across with so many controversies like the ones you have come across in Bulgaria? |
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Yeah, but on the other hand, have you ever heard of a Winter Olympic athlete getting a medal revoked for flunking a steroid test? |
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But have you ever sympathised with road protesters, anti-nuclear demonstrators or those who tear up genetically modified crops? |
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By the way, have you ever noticed that doctors in hospitals tend to talk about you to their medical students as though you don't even exist? |
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Well, have you ever wished that there was a way to defog the windows in your car without waiting for that heater? |
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One week before the exam, you tell the pupil that never, in all your puff, have you ever heard such a lovely sound. |
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Overall have you ever had one of those days when things are neutral and then all of a sudden inside you everything goes downhill? |
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But, have you ever had anyone try to make a mockery of you, try to take away your dignity, your pride, your own self-worth? |
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It is quite common to see moles covered in soil after pushing there way through molehills but have you ever actually seen a muddy fox? |
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In the past six months have you ever had a spell or an attack when you suddenly felt frightened, anxious, or very uneasy? |
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Have you ever noticed that one of your colleagues is particularly irritable, difficult to work with or perhaps even a hyperactive time-waster? |
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A lot of your reflections on the classics are pretty intense, have you ever thought about being a film critic? |
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Have you ever wondered in which city-state you would have lived in Ancient Greece? |
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Is this your first time dressing in drag, or have you ever had an Ed Wood moment? |
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So, have you ever had a crush on someone a little out of your league? |
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You've seen gingerbread houses...but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement? |
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Do you now, or have you ever, employed a live-in nanny or helper? |
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Or have you ever attempted to open a can without a can-opener? |
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And for example, you look at ballet dancers, have you ever seen a ballet dancer on stage on the point of one toe with the arms above the head with a pot belly? |
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Have you ever given much thought to the people who've lived in your house before you moved in and made it your own? |
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Have you ever seen a baby so small that his whole hand is the size of the pad of your pointer finger? |
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Have you ever wanted to live in a rural setting, yet enjoy all trappings associated with living in the heart of the town? |
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Have you ever made a free-ascent to the surface from the depths at which you dive, or do you carry an adequate redundant air supply? |
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Have you ever noticed when you start getting happy, you say, uh-uh, I'd better watch out. |
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Have you ever seen, heard or even tasted blood pudding, which seems a little bit bizarre and even horrible? |
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Have you ever felt really unaccomplished after meeting with friends you haven't seen in a long while? |
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Have you ever noticed how many cool hardware and software products are made by skunkworks operations? |
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Have you ever wondered why you can never seem to understand your significant other? |
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Have you ever written to your slate or federal senators or representatives? |
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Have you ever noticed that when a group of women start asserting their rights, unfemininity is one of the first charges levelled? |
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Have you ever gone to a grocery store to exchange your accumulated small change for dollar bills in one of those coin-changing machines? |
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Have you ever wondered why your children seem to do their sums upside-down nowadays? |
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Have you ever wanted to grab a screen capture of something on your desktop but didn't have the right utility program? |
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Have you ever been so tired that you don't want to eat, can't bother to sleep and just want to sit and veg? |
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Have you ever written a lengthy essay and realized that you've been using the wrong spelling of a name throughout the whole piece? |
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Have you ever read something that assiduously avoids all passives and progressives? |
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Have you ever noticed how all the truly bigoted expressions are blessed with hard consonants? |
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Have you ever noticed how boats look when they are built more for speed than for carrying cargo? |
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Have you ever wondered why the baggage carousels at Gatwick Airport rotate anti-clockwise? |
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Have you ever wondered what happens when you buy or sell a stock through a stockbroker? |
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Have you ever wondered how lizards can stomach worms, crickets and locusts? |
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Have you ever auditioned for someone and they pulled out the casting couch? |
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Have you ever investigated all the available varieties of heaths and heathers? |
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Have you ever had the misfortune damaging one of your favorite firearms because you were too cheap to purchase a quality gun case? |
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Have you ever wondered why the grammar checker in your word processor is so terrible? |
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Have you ever gotten a parking ticket for parking in a loading zone, or for not paying for those last ten minutes on the parking meter? |
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Have you ever tried buying a cocktail dress at this time of year, for example? |
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Have you ever tried having a conversation with someone who remained completely impassive, cold, silent? |
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Have you ever had something important to say only to find that you can't find the right words? |
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Have you ever started a diet one week, only to comfort yourself with an entire pan of brownies the next? |
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Have you ever bent a piece of metal back-and-forth until it fatigues and breaks? |
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Have you ever innocently bitten into a chunk of cayenne pepper in a spicy stir-fry? |
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Have you ever gotten an e-mail from a friend with a file extension you may not be familiar with? |
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Have you ever found yourself in a situation that embarrassed you and it was not by any means your fault? |
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Have you ever been in a fist fight or a situation where you had to get physically violent with someone else? |
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Have you ever experienced the sensation of falling into a deep sleep, only to have someone poke your ears with sharp needles? |
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Have you ever seen a World Heavyweight Champion be so careless with his crown? |
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Have you ever wondered how stupid some of your fellow countrymen and women are? |
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Have you ever tried to play golf on a course where there were more than a few annoying insects? |
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Have you ever used these fake papers to prove your identity for some purpose? |
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Have you ever wondered what songs by an artist have been covered, or what songs an artist has covered? |
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Have you ever acquired a credit card or a bank account under a different name? |
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Have you ever gone in to a high-street shop wearing a pair of cycling shorts? |
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Have you ever noticed that the gasbags who go out of their way to defend him are the same people who argue that he should be fired? |
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Have you ever daydreamed about how you would spend your money if you were one of the richest people in the world? |
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Have you ever eaten one of those gimmicky 10-pound steaks in one sitting just to win a T-shirt or get your name on a plaque? |
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Have you ever unlawfully distributed or sold controlled substances, or been a prostitute or procurer for prostitutes? |
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Have you ever worried that people are grousing about the egregious errors of your judgment? |
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Have you ever noticed how, whenever you are reminded of this special event, your disposition changes? |
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Have you ever gone to the practice ground or driving range and just hit wedges? |
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Have you ever flagged or downrated a question just because you didn't like what the person asked? |
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Have you ever pulled a piece of furniture out from the wall, after several years, to find that the woodworm has been busy behind? |
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Have you ever noticed that when people are abducted it's usually during the night, Art? |
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Have you ever stood in a swimming pool filled with water, totally alone, with absolutely no movement? |
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Have you ever noticed that these idiots never have the courage to leave their addy or link? |
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Have you ever been able to jump-start a car that seemed to crank OK but wouldn't start on its own? |
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Have you ever tried to do marketing research, only to realize that 9 out of 10 articles are junk? |
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Have you ever noticed how the adverts at London tube stations vary depending on where you are? |
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Have you ever felt the desire to contemplate your very own Zen garden wherever you are, whatever the time? |
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Have you ever gotten up in front of a crowd for anything like karaoke, poetry readings, or open-mic stand-up comedy? |
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Have you ever been diagnosed with an allergic condition such as hay fever or eczema? |
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Have you ever tried skiing on a Zimmer frame or sky diving with a pacemaker? |
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Have you ever watched a teenage girl get ready to go out, let's say to a wedding? |
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Have you ever seen a leader standing in a line to purchase train tickets or paying his personal bills? |
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Have you ever watched your clothes dry in the clothes dryer at the laundromat? |
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Have you ever looked back at the past and wished that things would go back to how they were, though you knew they never could? |
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Have you ever wished you knew more about dining etiquette at interview luncheons, holiday dinners and award banquets? |
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Have you ever felt like there was one person in this world you were made for? |
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Have you ever read the ingredients in the teeny, tiny print on a tin of commercial dog food? |
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Have you ever done a search and seen that there were a million matches for your search terms? |
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Have you ever wondered as to the whereabouts of the mate to those odd socks you find in the dryer or your sock drawer? |
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Have you ever wished there were a better way to keep the throatlatch on your bridle from falling out or being all on one side? |
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Have you ever been tapped on the shoulder when no-one is there, or sometimes can you feel some-one brush past you, again when no-one is there? |
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Have you ever considered that your coverage of women's contribution to sport is anything other than tokenistic and dare I say it sexist? |
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Have you ever heard of him throwing televisions out of the hotel windows and setting fires and doing this and that? |
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Have you ever wondered why these evil and dastardly beings might be interested in us? |
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Have you ever in your life met a child as cheerful, spookily intelligent, unselfish, or indomitable as little Shirley? |
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But have you ever heard of a deity being appeased with cigarettes, beedis and country liquor? |
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And have you ever actually caught any of them in the act of draping their beach towel over the back of one? |
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Have you ever seen a pro baller miss as many shots from 3 feet? |
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Next, have you ever heard of Snoop, Willie or Armand Hammer? |
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Have you ever had any formal education in design or new media? |
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Have you ever assisted or shadowed someone as your character does in Buck Howard? |
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Have you ever taken out a mortgage, personal loan, credit or store card? |
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Have you ever thought where do the poor, living in one room houses or even those residing in congested flats manage to give the dead a decent ghusl? |
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So have you ever gone to Philly and ran up the museum steps, Rocky-style? |
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Have you ever seen a soap opera and been able to see the people acting? |
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Have you ever noticed that institutional buildings face a huge uphill struggle to be welcoming, no matter how hard they try to soften their hard edges? |
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Have you ever imagined what a million butterflies would look like? |
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Have you ever admired those pictures of trampers walking through beautiful forest, or standing on a mountain top gazing over valleys or glaciers, and wished it were you? |
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Have you ever found out too late that the insurance plan you discussed verbally during the job interview is not quite what you thought it was going to be? |
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Have you ever thought about setting it off with a nice moustache? |
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Have you ever heard from them or spoken to them or had any contact at all? |
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Have you ever suffered from flooding, subsidence, settlement or landslip? |
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Have you ever been roared at by a man-eater with fangs four inches away from your face, as it reared on its hind legs to lunge six feet tall at you? |
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Have you ever seen any college girl dressed indecently or provocatively? |
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Have you ever been on a film and felt manipulated by a director, sort of like a marionette? |
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Or again, have you ever watched fine collie dogs couchant at twenty yards' distance? |
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Have you ever seen the snapshot of Christie at 10 Rillington Place? |
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Have you ever loaded up the bird table with winter treats for your garden birds, only to find it stripped down to the last nut and sunflower seed a few hours later? |
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Have you ever fallen into a similar creative rut where you needed to be reinvigorated? |
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Have you ever been to the Musee Cluny to see the Lady with the unicorn tapestries? |
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Have you ever had to make a real time judgement on a child's safety? |
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Have you ever seen anyone after they've given him a proper working-over? |
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Have you ever seen an Arab world as divided as it is right now? |
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Have you ever endured one of those nights when you're so restless that you can't tell whether the images darting through your mind are dreams or reality? |
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Have you ever been stuck for something to wear to complete an outfit? |
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Have you ever layered bananas with dried dates, poured cream over them and left them to chill for a couple of hours so that the dates become soft and sticky? |
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Have you ever started at one end of a buttonhole with your seam ripper, started to cut, and then slipped and cut through the stitches on the other end of the buttonhole? |
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Have you ever sat opposite somebody at a meal who chomps their food? |
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Have you ever put your finger over the end of a hosepipe to make it spray? |
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Have you ever wondered why we make such a huge effort to try to appear nice, approachable and friendly, while the real person might just be the opposite of all that? |
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Have you ever seen such a heavy load carried with such grace? |
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Have you ever sat and watched some of the concert footage of Parliament and funkadelic that routinely appears on YouTube? |
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Have you ever noticed how, when an uncomfortable topic comes up in conversation, the focus is sometimes switched to avoid the important issue that just came up? |
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I thank thee, gentle flittermouse, for these so pleasant memories. Have you ever caught and examined a flittermouse? |
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Have you ever felt like only a brain surgeon would be able to figure out how to use the microfilm and microfiche equipment at the library? |
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Have you ever gotten the impression that reading one major newsweekly is like reading another? |
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Have you ever wondered what Roddy did when he wasn't in the ring wrestling in front of thousands? |
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Have you ever been to an open market, a festival or an arts and crafts fair and found objects decorated with what seem to be napkins? |
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Have you ever used the particular visual aid you will be working with before? |
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Have you ever been in a foreign country and wondered how the public transport works so much better than our own? |
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Have you ever seen 11 players with a relationship so adhesive to the ball? |
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Have you ever observed a tight school of mullet sucking the neuston layer? |
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Have you ever seen someone pack away five hot dogs in one sitting? |
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Have you ever seen a peasy armpit? Hey, just shave those rolled up corn. If you know of a man that's doing this, please send him an alarm clock, 'cause it's time to stop. |
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Have you ever noticed how often God uses your spouse to reveal the unyielded areas of your heart? Conflict reveals unresolved issues of pride, independence, and self-love. |
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Have you ever had a day's finnock-fishing? If you have not, and you happen to be a keen disciple of Izaak Walton, take my advice and seize the first opportunity of doing so. |
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Understanding panic attacks Understanding panic attacks HAVE you ever been going about your everyday life and suddenly been struck by overwhelming fear? |
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