In my experience, real kitchens come complete with gack on the floor of the oven and curd in the crevices of the hob. |
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When I say 'stew', I mean up to his armpits in a brown, oozing, sticky, gooey, gravy-dumpling gack. |
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A scrubby is, for those who don't know, a large ball of twisted pieces of metal used to scrub caked-on gack from cooking gear. |
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But gack, it's just so clumsy here, and so very, very self-conscious. |
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