When even one leaky boat load is too many, imagine how he will cack his dacks when he learns about an extra 50,000 refugees heading this way! |
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Usually when a film is announced, you have a pretty good idea about whether the film is going to be brilliant or cack. |
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If the fins in the rads are damaged, bent over, rotted away, full of dead flies or cow cack, the cooling system will suffer. |
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Oh well, there is cack there I must delete anyway, to make space for the new. |
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You'll cack yourself when, after each tale of woe, he turns to the camera with a quizzical face and asks, What the? |
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I have to type this with one hand because in the other is my son, his blue-grey-green-brown eyes covered with gluey sleep cack, his chiseled jaw riddled with baby acne. |
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Never bother with an automatic gearbox either, they're all cack. |
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And the only real way of pulling it off is by making it a comedy and basically making the audience cack themselves constantly for an hour and a half. |
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A new service totally for free. Fill in the form with your contact details and we will call you cack when you prefer. |
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Standing in the queue to be served wondering why every one was keeping their distance, I realised my trousers were caked in cow cack which I had been spreading all day! |
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We came away with two silvers and two bronzes, which is cack. |
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Then again, in amongst all the cack, there have been absolute wonders I have discovered either through recommendation, reading, curiosity or sheer chance. |
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Apparently it causes distress to the animal, which strikes me as blindingly obvious because I too would personally cack myself if dropped into a lions enclosure. |
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Their rugby team is bound to be cack, so England against the Germans would be a fixture to look forward to every year. |
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Imagine being in a restaurant and having to endure that awful cack. |
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Only with longer words and genuine characters, instead of cardboard cutout cack. |
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As you know, folks, I might be fond of some honking old cack but I draw the line at the Peter Pan of Pop. |
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