| For me, there is little more vexing than being accosted by a grinning pillock wanting to chew my ear off about rainforests just when I'm looking to blow a load of cash on some overpriced tat. |
| Thankfully, nobody else seems to think it necessary to remind me that I'm a complete pillock. |
| The National Front gentleman is being a useless pillock in the picture, exactly as one would expect. |
| Why would I want a photograph of a pillock in a tacky golden skirt holding up some fake dagger in an effort to pretend to kill me? |
| Well, now you don't even need a pillock in charge of the remote control to get your parliamentary fix. |
| I'm standing there staring out at all the students I hope to like and who I hope will like me, feeling like a pillock. |
