“Nestling between the likes of The Fast and The Furious and Rush Hour, Half Past Dead tries unambitiously to be this year's biggest action flick.”

“It was this sorta stapled, tabloid-type thing on stiff paper, well printed but unambitiously laid out.”

“These are failed poems, and they fail unambitiously, and there is even a sense in which their failures are repetitive, merely typical.”