Hard to believe, but there once was a time when going to the sea, or enjoying the pool, didn't automatically mean windsurfing, wetbiking or splashing about on a lilo. |
Then, all he does is stare vacantly at the ceiling from the marital bed or lie comatose on a lilo or a couch. |
Other episodes focused on him lounging on a lilo with friends and visiting his granny. |
Me, the laptop and a lilo and duvet are the only items left in the house. |
I'll be sleeping on a blow up lilo for the last week or so but who cares. |
I shall then place the one who is snoring the loudest upon an inflated lilo and gently launch her out to sea, with a candle and a baht or two. |