| I listened patiently to one of those annoying automated response thingies giving me 3 options. |
| Various people are taking it upon themselves to subscribe me to various newsletters, email thingies and so forth. |
| Deep-fry in one of those deep-fryer thingies or just use a heavy skillet with about a half-cup of really, really hot oil. |
| Then maybe I'll make a jillion copies of my fake parking ticket thingies at Office Max and give them away to you people. |
| Now that the cup hooks are in place, we should be able to string the lights up with one of those grabby extension pole thingies. |
| Your days of stuffing cups and settling for thingies that look like training bras are over. |
