“Sneer at hot dogs all you want but a well-made wiener is a thing of beauty.”

“The first nations people probably made the bologna and wiener industry, and it's been proven that these two foods are cancer-causing.”

“Sausages, called wurst in German, have become so popular in America that names such as wiener and frankfurter are synonymous with a whole class of food.”

“Despite his outward appearance of bravado, deep down he was just a wienie who couldn't handle a challenge.”